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01 AUTOMATE · WHAT WE AUTOMATE

Everything a marketing team does — automated, built and run by AI.

Seven jobs a brand would normally hire for, each owned by an AI agent we build on your existing tools and supervise daily. Every paid channel, your CRM, your webshop and your messaging — measured in profit. Creative design is the one job we leave to designers.

LAST UPDATED · SEPTEMBER 2026 · SCOPE: ONLINE PAID MARKETING OPERATIONS ONLY
An unmanned marketing control room: six screens run by AI agents, chairs empty, live event chips
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AI performance marketing

How does AI run paid ads?

The Performance agent watches every Meta, Google and TikTok campaign 24/7. It moves budget to what is working, pauses what is not, and flags creative fatigue before it costs you. Changes above your threshold wait for a one-tap approval.

  • Daily budget and bid management
  • Creative fatigue detection
  • Change log with reasons
  • Weekly experiment plan
RUNS ON: META ADS · GOOGLE ADS · TIKTOK ADS · GA4 · MAKE
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AI media planning & buying

Can AI plan a media budget?

Yes. The Media Planner agent turns your targets and last quarter's data into a channel split and monthly budget, books it once you approve, and re-plans mid-month when reality diverges from the plan.

  • Monthly channel split and budget
  • Scenario comparison before you commit
  • Booking and pacing
  • Mid-month re-plans
RUNS ON: META ADS · GOOGLE ADS · GA4 · GOOGLE SHEETS · MAKE
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Automated reporting & analytics

What does an AI marketing report look like?

One page, every morning at 07:00. Profit metrics on line one — contribution margin, MER, cost per order — every channel and CRM below, the "why" in plain language, and the decisions waiting for you. No dashboards to log into.

  • 07:00 daily report to your inbox
  • Plain-language commentary
  • Decisions queue with approve/review
  • Monthly board summary
RUNS ON: GA4 · LOOKER STUDIO · GOOGLE SHEETS · SLACK / EMAIL · MAKE
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SEO & answer engine optimisation (AEO)

How do you get a brand cited by ChatGPT and Google AI?

The SEO/AEO agent audits on a loop, rewrites pages answer-first, adds schema, fixes technical issues and tracks where your brand is cited across Google, ChatGPT, Perplexity and AI Overviews. Ranked by search, quoted by answer engines.

  • Continuous technical audits
  • Answer-engine optimisation
  • Content briefs and rewrites
  • Citation and ranking tracking
RUNS ON: SEARCH CONSOLE · SEMRUSH · SCREAMING FROG · WEBFLOW / SHOPIFY CMS
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AI conversion rate optimisation

How does AI improve a webshop's conversion rate?

The CRO agent finds where visitors drop on your Shopify or Webflow site, proposes the test, runs it to significance, ships the winning variant and starts the next one. Your website and webshop get better every week without a sprint.

  • Funnel drop-off analysis
  • A/B test proposals and set-up
  • Significance-checked results
  • Continuous test roadmap
RUNS ON: GA4 · HOTJAR · VWO · SHOPIFY / WEBFLOW
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CRM, retention & lifecycle automation

Can AI run retention across email, WhatsApp and SMS?

The Lifecycle agent builds and runs welcome, win-back, abandoned-cart, re-order and VIP journeys from your CRM data across email, WhatsApp and SMS — written, sent and tuned automatically, with every customer-facing template approved by you first.

  • Journey design and copy
  • WhatsApp Business integration
  • SMS pushes and compliance
  • Send-time and content tuning
RUNS ON: KLAVIYO · WHATSAPP BUSINESS API · TWILIO · HUBSPOT
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AI strategy, consultation & campaign build-ups

Where does an engagement start?

A 45-minute consultation maps what your marketing does today, what it costs and what to automate first. Then we build the stack, the campaigns and the approval rules on the tools you already pay for — and hand you one report a day.

  • Marketing operations map
  • Automation priority plan
  • Agent build and integration
  • Supervision and hand-over
RUNS ON: YOUR EXISTING STACK · MAKE · CLAUDE / OPENAI
NOT US

Creative design

We don't design creative — ads, visuals, brand work. Bring your own designer or agency; our agents will brief them, test their work and tell you what performed.

FAQ

Before you book: the practical questions.

How is Zero Teams priced?

Pricing is on request and depends on the channels, systems and monthly media budget the agents will run. There is no headcount to pay for, so the cost is a fraction of a staffed team or a traditional agency retainer. Ask for a quote in the consultation.

Is there a minimum media budget?

The agents work best where there is enough spend and data to optimise against daily. If your paid budget is small today, the consultation will tell you honestly whether automation pays off yet or what to fix first.

Who approves the spend?

You do. Budget changes above a threshold you set, new campaigns and anything customer-facing that isn't from an approved template wait for your one-tap approval. Everything else runs automatically and is logged in the morning report.

Can we keep our current agency or designer?

Yes. We don't do creative design, so a designer or creative agency stays in the picture. Our agents brief them, test their work and report what performed. Existing media agencies can be phased out or kept for specific channels.

Stop hiring for work an agent can own.

A 45-minute consultation. We'll map what to automate first, what it takes to build, and what it should earn.

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